“I convinced a shoe it wasn’t made of leather. It was easily suede.”
“Which Disney princess always gets the best reception? Aeriel.”
“I had sex with some furniture in my room. It was just the one nightstand.”
This is the amazing book by Brainchild OG poet, world-slam champion Harry Baker. Its pages are filled with puns, haikus, one liners and epic poems about lovesick numbers, bumblebees, dinosaurs, scaffolding and desserts. It’s a treasured item by all who have it, and we cannot recommend it enough.